yveshusband:

00venator:

dyke-uncle:

00venator:

dyke-uncle:

No fucking way I found my little rubber fetus

Your hwat

When I was like 7 I got this little rubber fetus that was being handed out by pro-life people at a concert. For like 10 years he was my stress ball I would chew on him or throw him at the wall and watch him bounce around. But he started to decay so put him in this prescription bottle and now I just pretend he’s a test tube baby

Ok.

liketheinferno2:

Was trying not to cry laughing at radiology today

paper-mario-wiki:

cannibalchicken:

both are valid approaches to the same problem

goflowolfog:

duelofthefatesmp3:

finding out Anakin was 23 years old when he became Vader was so crazy to me. he should’ve been at the club

HE TRIED

yiga-hellhole:

me when i have like 20 notifications in the span of five minutes and when i go check its just the same guy rapidfire liking and reblogging posts

possibly-a-ghost:

glyphsmash:

*eats a berry* *eats a berry* *eats a berry* *eats a berry* *eats a berry*

*+1 hp* *+1 hp* *+1 hp* *+1 hp* *+1 hp*

vamp1r3luv3r-deactivated2024092:

ahem

apjvff:

this site seems strangely familiar… like i’ve been here before

puppes:

rocktheholygrail:

Jennifer’s Body (2009) || Hannibal (2013-2015)